Kelly's return to Minnesota for college awakens Hayden's paternal instincts, disrupting his relationship with Christine

Christine demands Hayden be truthful with Kelly about their relationship.

Hayden detests Kelly's new boyfriend.

A losing streak makes Hayden unpleasant company for Christine.

Hayden suspends Luther for 30 days for gambling when he bets against the team and wins a steak at the Touchdown Club; but Luther think he has been fired, and takes another job.

Hayden plans a quiet birthday celebration for Kelly, who invites Stuart.

Christine is seized by an uncontrollable urge to get a look at Hayden's ex-wife, who's come up for Parents' Weekend.

Hayden consoles a wealthy alumnus' widow to secure a substantial donation.

Hayden feels threatened when Christine dates another.

Although Hayden needs a victory in his last game for a winning season, he may be forced to bench his star player for skipping practice.

The poetry of football is turned into ballet by Kelly's dance instructor, who envisions a pas de deux with technical advisor Hayden.

Anti-fun Riley Pringle of the Conduct Committee joins Hayden in supervising Dauber's season-ending party.