The Singing Cat taking on the Corrie theme tune, and Colonel Rudd practises his veterinary skills on a fallen horsewoman.

Euro singer Franco Franco serenades his senile, incontinent mother, and The Baron drives home the message that he really is very evil indeed.

Karate Johnson makes a balls-up, and Mr. Pratt gets a little big-headed about his diving technique.

Stewart Ogilvy gets steamed up over his Christmas pudding, and Karate Johnson reveals his mystic philosophy. And his genitals.