The Almighty Johnsons

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•2011

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Episodes

1. It's Kind of a Birthday Present

It is Axl Johnson's 21st birthday - which explains the fire in the sky; the Waitemata Harbour being the colour of blood; the various women who seem to want to kill him; and the sudden need for a family ceremony in a forest.

2. This Is Where Duty Starts

Axl Johnson learns very quickly that when you're on a quest to find one woman among millions, your heart is not necessarily the part of your anatomy you should be following.

3. God's Gift to Zebras

One of the things about Goddesses is that they can show up anywhere - be it in a library or at a bar. But whether they are the Goddesses you're looking for is a whole other matter.

4. You Gotta Love Life, Babe

Sometimes the line between doing the honourable thing and doing the easy thing, can get very blurred - especially when it comes to Gods and their offspring.

5. This Is Not Washing Powder, My Friend

When something seems too good to be true, this is inevitably because it is too good to be true. And this is a lesson Axl Johnson is about to learn - big time.

6. Goddesses, Axl, Come In All Forms

It's hammer time, as a road trip to follow a falling star takes the God boys into uncharted territory; to a heartland of darkness where the usual rules no longer apply. The paths of the gods and goddesses cross at a rural funeral and both groups encounter the current incarnation of Thor. But will Axl mate with Derek/Thor's daughter, Delphine? Meanwhile, Olaf and Ingrid bond, and Anders and Michele spar with one another.

7. Bad Things Happen

Two nights out drinking lead to two different forms of temptation - both of which could end very badly for the parties concerned.

8. I Can Give You Frigg

The arrival on the scene of a singing butcher causes a shift in celestial power as the Gods and Goddesses work to get on the right side of the equation.

9. Hunting Reindeer On Slippery Rocks

What if the one you're with isn't necessarily the one you love? And what if the one you love, you love her so much it is dangerous to her health?

10. Every Good Quest Has a Sacrifice

The time has finally come for Axl Johnson and his brothers to man up and be the Gods they truly are.

Overview

The four Johnson brothers have inherited the powers of the Norse gods. Because the gods lived eons ago, however, time has diluted the powers. The unique ability that each brother possesses isn't very strong, and they still have the same desires and faults that mortals do. Their lives include sibling rivalry, trying to get girls, and hanging out; but they also want to be stronger, and so they embark on a quest to fulfill an ancient prophecy in hope of gaining the full strength of their abilities.