“Stupid Punts.” Laces out! The Online University Routers must rally together to win the big game of the season. “Cuckruption.” Lies. Deceit. Betrayal… are not an issue, when you have an open and understanding relationship with your wife and her boyfriend. “Death Bed Coupon.” A grieving husband cherishes his terminal wife's final days. "Casting Josh: Incest." Actor Josh Flanagan has the best agents in the business and, lucky for him, a really hot sister.

"127 Minutes." Adam gets trapped between a rock and… the ground. "Mortician's Strange Request." A team of morticians grant the final requests of the deceased. "Banana Bunch: The Ghost of Teddy." America's favorite child gang returns for more summertime antics against the backdrop of Teddy's murder. "Banana Bunch: Teddy's Revenge." Buck Buck joins a stranger to pay tribute to his late pal. "Alien." Area 51 is real and aliens exist.

"The Chriscible." Goody Chris stands trial for various crimes, namely witchcraft. "Bathroom Assassin." Hunted by a deadly hitman, a cowardly man hides in an unusual bathroom stall. "Bobby Bad Touch." Toy Story, but gross. "Great Moments in Human History: The Longest Boxing Match." Fairly self-explanatory. "Tarot Trouble." A man visits a fortune teller and learns the future is harrowing.

"The Inequitable Misgivings of Edward Crumpacker: Turn Off the Dark." Rogue actors and budget woes befall auteur playwright and director Joshua on opening night. "Casting Josh: Horseplay." An up-and-coming actor is the prize pony of the H-Wood, thanks to his crafty agents. "Necronomicon Book Club." Deb and the gals gather for their weekly dose of literature. "Scales of Justice." Daytime small claims court show with a slick underbelly. "Detective Rascal Strokes Again." Rascal finds himself in the juicy center of a fast food turf war.

"Two Girls, One Forest." Lost and alone in a dark daytime forest, Jessica and Elyse rely on the help of strangers to find their campsite. "A Night in Surgery." An expert in his field is brought in to perform a risky and unusual procedure. "Undercucker." Officer Blaine and his pretend wife Lawrence must infiltrate an underground cucking ring. "Weekend At Burnie's." Two imbeciles ask their boss at AT&T for a raise.

"The Shoot-out." Old grudges die hard when nine friends reunite to unearth a hidden treasure buried years before. "Pranksy." Infamous street artist Pranksy auctions off his newest work. "Pacific Rim Job." Giant monsters are terrorizing the world, and only two men have the wrist strength to stop them. "Great Moments in Human History: Thomas Edison." Most people think Thomas Edison stole his ideas from Nikolai Tesla, but they're idiots; he actually got them from an alien named 'Arf.' "Crossover." The Arizona Circle universe comes… well… full circle.