The Mayor is tired of the riots sparked by UCI, and challenges The Dean to an arm wrestling contest for control of the school.

A giant baby destroys the campus, and the faculty is split on how to handle the situation.

Student registration for the History Department sinks to an all-time low after the death of Harold, one of the faculty's best professors. Steve must come up with a plan to save their jobs while Frank becomes convinced that he's getting unsolicited attention from a paranormal being.

Steve realizes life after tenure isn't as exciting as he suspected, and Pony finds out that the Dean has a secret that he'd do anything to keep hidden.

The Staff-Only Prom is thrown in a condemned building formerly used by Professor Cakes who experimented on hippies there.

The professors join together to build robotic replicas of themselves to take their place.

After both Frank and Steve sustain life-threatening injuries during a wrestling match, Dr. Falgot performs surgery on them turning Frankensteve into a super brother.

Baby cakes accidentally meets his old imaginary friend one day, and must travel into his own mind to defeat the beast before said friend destroys his real body.

Different departments on campus are selected for The Dean's List, an annual scavenger hunt that is much more dangerous than it sounds.